Sorting the mail can include great cerebration, for what appears to be such a mundane task. One must first decide who an item is from an ascendant or non-ascendant sender. You then must ask yourself should this letter be treated with veneration. If so you must deal with it immediately. However if it is junk mail from the fascist group up the road chuck it.
You may wonder where this instructional is coming from. The other day my roommate mis-sorted the mail and we lost an important letter. At least she was penitent about her mistake. I did not aver her mail sorting skills. Usually she does not sort the mail as she tends to malinger. It may sound as though I dislike her but let me disabuse you of this notion immediately!
We live in a slightly occult neighborhood. While odd it gives us great autonomy in how our house looks. We laud our neighbors that take full advantage of the autonomy. That being said many neighbors are involved in some type of recrimination over the suburb rules. The house next door to ours has been at the zenith of the recrimination battle. You see they have acquired a profuse lawn ornament collection; to the point that their house is no longer visible. The owner of the house must be very adroit to enter and exit without toppling the lawn ornament towers. The main argument in this battle is that the house underneath could be in a state of decrepitude and no one would be the wiser. I happen to think the whole thing looks a little artless.
Pardon me for a moment there is a great din outside and I must go investigate...
I have returned. The neighbor and another were having some type of fight. The mein of the neighbor was not pleasant. All I could gather was that the two certainly don't apotheosis each other.
Neighborhood battles are too hackneyed for a proper story. Good thing my professors aren't looking at this as it is tenuous writing at best. I would like to propitiate a favor to you for reading the entire thing. Feel free to fulminate over the content. I don't think this will sate anyone's appetite for good writing.
Cerebration - to work the brain, thinking
Ascendant - a position of dominance or controlling influence: possession of power, superiority
Veneration - act of regarding or treating with profound respect and admiration
Fascist - believing in fascism (dictator rule)
Penitent - feel or showing sorrow and regret for having done wrong
Aver - to assert or affirm positively, to formally assert or prove in a pleading way
Malinger - fake illness to avoid duties
Disabuse - to free someone from misconception or deception
Occult - secret or withheld from; mysterious, inscrutable, difficult to comprehend. Related to magic or the supernatural.
Autonomy - independence
Laud - praise (a person or their achievements) highly
Recrimination - counter charge, an accusation in response to one from someone else
Zenith - the highest point, culmination
Profuse - present or available in great amount; plentiful, bountiful or copious
Adroit - expertly or nimbly using hands or body.
Decrepitude - state of being decrepit or feeble
Artless - uncultured or ignorant, lacking in knowledge, poorly or crudely made
Din - loud clamorous noise
Mein - facial expression or appearance
Apotheosis - the elevation or exaltation of a person to the rank of god. The ideal example; epitome
Hackneyed - unoriginal, so common place as to be banal
Tenuous - not dense; thin or diluted in consistency, slender, lacking of substance or strength
Propitiate - to gain or regain favor of; appease or conciliate
Fulminate - express vehement protest, issue a thunderous verbal attack or denunciation
Sate - to satisfy fully
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